handjobs are fuckin lame i can do that myself
you can scratch your own damn back but that doesnt mean it feels the same yo
i honestly tried to think of a witty response but i cannot damn that is a very valid point
this is the most civil ending to an argument i have ever witnessed on the internet
fall in love
with someone so human?
Frail and mortal,
skin and bones
are no match for the world."
I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell
I thought a veggie burrito I could eat.
I got pissed off and walked away from it after a bite. I WILL FINISH THIS IF IT TAKES ME A FUCKING WEEK.
somebody feed me because I don’t want to eat