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I just want to be drunk and waste away
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Haircutttttt
Anonymous: I like you so much but it bums me out you're a Miley Cyrus fan :'(

TBH I hate her music. She’s just hotototototototot.

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I’m not a morning woman.
FACEWALL

I am almost 140. I can’t even take this I can’t because I didn’t gain it right I gained it from boozing. So yeah…I may or may not be trying to lose weight again. THIS TIME it’ll be healthy.

I have 5 different guys who want me as their girlfriend and one girl who I want as mine and >;/ I hate you life go away.

TW TRIGGER WHATEVER

I’m nearing 140 and oh my god I want to cry nothing fits nothing fucking fits right I can’t do this I can’t.

Nobody ever drink don’t drink god don’t ever drink. Fuck alcohol.

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"Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then." — Angelina Jolie
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nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via berniecrane)

phallicburitto:

aquilaofarkham:

two weaknesses i have:

  • big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies
  • big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies AS DADS

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(via berniecrane)

"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

(Source: jaclcfrost, via berniecrane)

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"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
- Anonymous (via screeches)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via 7he6irl)


Booty call to most and a punching bag to the one who said love. Coooooool.