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I just want to be drunk and waste away
Anonymous: I like you so much but it bums me out you're a Miley Cyrus fan :'(

TBH I hate her music. She’s just hotototototototot.

I’m not a morning woman.

I am almost 140. I can’t even take this I can’t because I didn’t gain it right I gained it from boozing. So yeah…I may or may not be trying to lose weight again. THIS TIME it’ll be healthy.

I have 5 different guys who want me as their girlfriend and one girl who I want as mine and >;/ I hate you life go away.


I’m nearing 140 and oh my god I want to cry nothing fits nothing fucking fits right I can’t do this I can’t.

Nobody ever drink don’t drink god don’t ever drink. Fuck alcohol.


"Mad was the last kid I saw and he was asleep. He was 3 months old and they put him in my arms and he stayed asleep and they put him in the bath and he stayed asleep and I thought he was narcoleptic or something. Then he opened his eyes and just stared at me for the longest time and I just stared at him and I started crying and he smiled. And it wasn’t that he smiled that he liked me, it was just that I hadn’t held children in my life and I was always considered so dark and I always had so many things that made me feel like maybe I shouldn’t be somebody’s mom because certainly the world has an opinion of me and I’m not so sure about myself and am I gonna be the best mom? So the fact that this little kid seemed at ease gave me the courage to feel like I could make him happy. And so we became a family right then." — Angelina Jolie






And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via berniecrane)



two weaknesses i have:

  • big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies
  • big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies AS DADS


(via berniecrane)

"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

(Source: jaclcfrost, via berniecrane)

"Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
- Anonymous (via screeches)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty, via 7he6irl)

Booty call to most and a punching bag to the one who said love. Coooooool.